Description
🚐 Slashin’ Machine – Sherpa Throw Blanket
What happens when horror’s most iconic slashers hit the road? You get the Slashin’ Machine—a killer twist on a classic cartoon van scene. This cozy sherpa throw is spooky, nostalgic, and just the right kind of ridiculous. Only here for a limited time!
🛋️ Scooby-Doo? More Like Stabby Crew
Measuring 50×60″, this sherpa-lined throw blanket features Freddy, Jason, Michael Myers, Chucky, Leatherface, and Ghostface all packed into a van styled like the Mystery Machine—except this ride’s got a way higher body count. Set against a bold purple backdrop, the design is equal parts horror and humour, making it a standout piece for movie nights, horror marathons, or just chilling in creepy comfort.
With its soft front and warm sherpa-style backing, this blanket brings serious comfort with a side of slasher comedy. Perfect for horror fans who love a good visual gag—or anyone who thinks the Scooby gang wouldn’t have stood a chance.
🔍 Blanket Features:
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Horror icons driving a spoof Mystery Machine-style van
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Features Freddy, Jason, Michael Myers, Chucky, Ghostface & Leatherface
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Purple backdrop for bold, eye-catching style
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50×60″ sherpa-lined throw – soft, cozy, and lightweight
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Great for horror fans, collectors, or Halloween decor
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Perfect mix of spooky and silly
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Limited quantities – part of our rotating collection!
🌧️ Found Only at Island Outlets
Whether you’re into horror comedy, slasher-themed gifts, or unique throw blankets in Nanaimo, the Slashin’ Machine is a one-of-a-kind cozy collectible that’s dying to come home with you.
